I ran across this in some of my Theta daughter's stuff. Maybe you've all heard it already. If the Moderator thinks it's anti-panhellenic she can delete the post, but I'm a Kappa and I thought it was cute.
"DATE A THETA"
When my son first left for college,
his dad gave him advice for life:
You can date each and every Kappa
but bring home a THETA for a wife.
You can party with the Tri-Delts,
and it's fine to date a Zeta,
but when it's time to marry,
be sure to find a THETA.
Chi O's can be on your agenda,
and Pi Phi's are fun to date,
but never, ever forget
that you'll want a THETA as your mate.
We want you to enjoy your college years and give
all the sororities a spin.
But never buy a ring unless
KAPPA ALPHA THETA is on her pin.
During your four years of college,
you'll go from one house to another,
but take the advice of your ol' dad
and bring home a THETA to your mother.
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