How should i break this damn coconut? - Page 2

KABillyMac · #16 03-04-2002, 12:05 PM

Add manpower to coons/coconuts. You can never have enough drunk buddies running around.

h2oot · #17 03-04-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Lil_G

...suggestion noted...added manpower - coconuts/raccons...?

cheap, fun, leaves us with a snack at the end.

btw james - feel free to make your sexual connotations, i'm really-pretty-confident all the ladies are tied up with the loser thread.
giddy up

H'mmm. Not all of 'em.

Take the coconut and paint it gold. Give it to a guy in the Zulu Mardi Gras parade that throws these. He will throw it to some bimbo who is lifting her shirt and exposing herself for a throw. The coconut will hit her in the head and fall into the horn of a guy playing the tuba in a band. He will blow a loud note and the coconut will pop open and spew the milk into a glass about to be turned into a Mai Tai.

Tom Earp · #18 03-04-2002, 05:57 PM

First, Andy e-m me!

I am not allowed to have tools in my hands! Mechenic Challeneged!

Even a screwy driver and a hammer I am in Trouble! I watch HGTV every Sun. Morn and see these cute ladys saying how easy it is!

Well F*^# Them. It is not!

Heck OTW should be able to tell us as she lives with White Beaches and Coconut trees! I think!

justamom · #19 03-04-2002, 06:54 PM

This is the FUNNIEST thread in a LOOOONG while! What a treat!

Tom Earp · #20 03-04-2002, 07:33 PM

JMOM, what is funny about a damn coconut?

After All of the work you go throug, You wonder, what the hell am I doing with a damn coconut!

justamom · #21 03-05-2002, 07:57 AM

LOL!!!

That's why I've only bought ONE in my life. Doesn't everybdy try it at least ONCE? My prefered method of obtaining coconut is using a can opener. No wild venture like Billy might initiate, but a whole lot easier!

Peaches-n-Cream · #22 03-05-2002, 09:42 AM

I am cracking up here.
What's up with the racoons?

Optimist Prime · #23 03-05-2002, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Lil_G

Involves 3 elements - james, paid websites, PETA....not necessarily in that order.

Oh my god.

Thrillhouse · #24 03-09-2002, 03:26 PM

BMAC will love this one.....just run over it with a skid loader.

In the words of billy o...... o my god

Tom Earp · #25 03-09-2002, 05:24 PM

JMOM, My Aunt for some reason thought I loved Coco nuts! Why I dont know but when I stayed with Her she would buy a damn coconut!

After the first time at the RIPE AGE of 5, I thought screw this!

The Only CoCCCCConut I would like to see is OTW! She must be much softer than that damn hard shelled sucker!

Well at least I know she is much prettier than a hard round thing that takes a jack hammer to open! And a hell of a lot nicer!

Lil_G · #26 03-09-2002, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Tom Earp

The Only CoCCCCConut I would like to see is OTW! She must be much softer than that damn hard shelled sucker!

that, we did not need to hear.