Could you survive without the How Come thread?

[novella000]

hc ugh!!!
HC, for your information, i am NOT goopy?
HC i just have that extra moisture layer, my body is trying to fight that irritation?
HC as long as i take care not to rub my eyes, i won't have to deal with the goop and gunk?
HC the redness of the eyes comes from irritation?
HC the irritation comes from a viral infection?
HC the GOOP comes from bacteria?
HC 98% of said bacteria comes from the hands?
HC the hands to like to rub irritated eyes?
HC i am grinning and bearing it?
HC i have been a towel washing mofo?
HC i haven't reused the same towel to wipe our eyes YET!?!?
HC i am moving on to warm saline doused paper towels?
HC the chit kinda burns, but not really?
HC the lil man is being a champ about putting salt water on his eyes?
HC the solution is REALLLLLYYYYY low on the sodium, so it's not that bad?
HC I only think it's bad b/c i KNOW the salt is in there...?
HC i REFUSE to deal with eye boogers?