In the midst of dying from laughter at this translation, why isnt Earp dead from the apparent e-alcohol poisoning? all of that above sounds like the recipe for disaster.
P.S. 360 billion, really? only an ASS would try to cash a check that:
a. isnt made out to him,
b. is for an insane amount of money (if he knew anything, money in that amount wouldnt be given out by a teller, it would be wired between accounts)
c. carry illegal firearms and drugs in the process. i mean REALLY?
Apparently he's representive in his alcohol consumption. I just translate!
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Oh yeah, he doesn't look shady. I wish I could give him some credit and say that he at least tried to look professional at the bank by wearing a suit or something. ...but I guess I am dreaming.