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Originally Posted by Drolefille
I naturally assume that everyone wishes they had a penis despite the fact that they're evolutionarily backward by having the excretory function use the same tract as the reproductive function. Oh well.
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Three engineers are sitting in a pub arguing the nature of God. Thus far they have been able to agree only that God is undoubtedly an engineer, but can't agree on which kind.
The mechanical engineer argues that God must be a mechanical engineer because the body is a complex system of levers and pulleys, magnifying forces generated by contracting muscles.
The electrical engineer argues that the body is dependent on a central processing unit and nervous system, transmitting electrical impulses which ultimately control everything.
The civil engineer listens to this with interest, and says "you both make persuasive arguments, but it's obvious that God was a civil engineer."
"How so?" reply his confused colleagues.
"Who else but a civil engineer would run a sewage line through a recreation area?"
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