Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

To my husband: I am sick of this Neo shiggity. I want to smack the shiggity out of you. I want to beat you with your own paddle until the hot glued letters and crest fall off.

Why, because the next time you tell me you can't pick up our kids because your frat's car is down and you have to go get him, I am going to put nails in all your tires so that you will have to get some other frat to come get you. Why won't I come get you? Because I will be busy hauling the kids around.

BTW, don't use money from the joint account to get the tires repaired either.

Oh yeah, stop wearing all that frat 'nalia to bed, it doesn't have the effect on me that you want. You are now 42 years old and when I was 19, let's say, I enjoyed the thrill with a member who at age 21, didn't need viagra.

[unspokenone25]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww wwwwwwwwww

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

Dead

[lil_sunshine]

CTFU @ NP & PB!!!!!!!

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

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