Amusing/funny chapter antics

honeychile · #1 03-03-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

My freshman year, I lived in Holland Hall. I wasn't Greek at the time, but my friends and I did have some antics...

At the end of the year, there was a suggestion box in the lobby for ways to improve Holland Hall. We filled the box up with ridiculous suggestions for luxury items, and I also made a suggestion to let gay men move into Holland Hall so it would still be a place where girls felt safe but we'd still have some cute guys to look at.

I have the apartment layouts from when the Quad was the Schenley Apartments, and learned a LOT from them. One of these days, I'll get them scanned, if you'd like to see them. The people were such snobs!

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #2 03-03-2008, 01:37 PM

Oh, I didn't know they used to be apartments. It would be interesting to see how the buildings were like before they were turned into dorms.

On another note, I thought of one more story. Last one, I promise. A couple years ago, we were at Thon to support and cheer on our sisters that were dancing. Most of us were up by the fence, but Q was behind us playing catch with a boy. The boy was probably around 12 and they were just throwing a little Nerf football back and forth. Well, Q's aim went a little off to the right and hit me in the shoulder. So I go to throw the football back to her but intend to hit her in the shoulder. Since she's quite short, I aim low. However, my aim is also about a foot and a half off to the right. I had hit some middle-aged man in the crotch. I was both mortified and trying not to laugh. I yell out "Sorry" and turn away in embarrassment and to cover my laughing. The man's wife is sitting in the bleachers right near me. She saw the whole thing and was completely cracking up.

SWTXBelle · #3 03-03-2008, 02:04 PM

Actually, DSTChaos,the actives thought it was pretty clever! Luckily for us . . .

DSTCHAOS · #4 03-03-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

Actually, DSTChaos,the actives thought it was pretty clever! Luckily for us . . .

Yeah, I was saying it wouldn't have gone over well with some other chapters that I know of.

Aside from the active jumping on the car (which would've scared me), you all pulled it off. The "we're the pledges of Gamma Phi" phone call is cute.

SWTXBelle · #5 03-03-2008, 02:06 PM

Well, we knew better than to pull more than that one prank!

LaneSig · #6 03-03-2008, 02:55 PM

My chapter at Arkansas State got along well with the chapter at Southeast Missouri State. One year, several of our guys went up to SEMO for a weekend. One of the sororities was having a dance, so several SEMO Sigs arranged for our guys to be dates.

Our guys go to the dance, everyone's having a great time. A few had too much of a great time, including one that I will call JR.

The sorority had arranged for buses to take them to the dance and back to campus to avoid any possible drunk driving issues. JR and his date ride back on the bus. JR, despite being drunker than Cooter Brown, is a Sig gentleman and walks his date to the door of her sorority. Kisses her goodnight, all's well.

JR leaves to go back to the Sigma Chi dorm. Problem: SEMO Greeks (at the time) all lived in Greek dorms that pretty much looked the same. JR is totally lost, wandering around, plastered out of his mind, looking for the Sigma Chi dorm. Finally, he sees some blue and gold, walks in the door. He can't remember which room he was in, so he finds the chapter room, strips down to his boxers, and stretches out to sleep on the couch.

The next morning, the guys are getting ready to leave and come back to ASU. But, no one can find JR. The dorm is searched high and low: no JR. Parking lot: no JR. Even call campus police to make sure he wasn't picked up. Nothing. The SEMO members are searching all over campus. One of them calls the XYZ sorority. His date is tracked down, she hasn't seen him.

Several XYZ girls decide to search the campus area around their dorm. They head downstairs. Guess who's stretched out, in his boxers, on their couch?
JR wakes up to find 7-8 girls standing around him, watching him. He glances up and says: "I'm guessing this isn't the Sigma Chi house."

banditone · #7 03-03-2008, 03:17 PM

^^^ nice.