Jamaica, it was a few years after one of the hurricanes....this was late 90s.
Think name of the place Cariblue beach, Montigo (sp) Bay.
Welll....it sounded nice in the auto club guide...a case of creative writing.

The listing said "beachfront." We get there, it was "on" the ocean. The sand from the beach had been washed away by the storm a few years before. The nearest decent beach was half mile away, Holiday Inn.

Lack of hot water in the room. Half the time, there was no hot water. Jumped into the shower after a day of beaching it....the water, cold, cold, cold.

Sparse furnishings. Ya get what ya pay for. It was a "budget" hotel...no rug, old flooring, thin bedspreads. We kept our shoes on, indoors.

Swimsuits, towels left outside to dry were stolen.

---the clerk. When we went to desk to complain about stuff, the clerk just smiled, and said the island's saying: "no problem." Then it dawned on me....of course if it isn't a problem.....it just happens.
Good though, crashing a party at Rose Hall plantation and Blue Mountain coffee.