Pathological Liars

[epchick]

Originally Posted by tld221

oh come on, who lies about being prego in HS?

there was a girl in my HS who SWORE her uncle was Busta Rhymes - her mom and "uncle" own a couple of laundromats in Flatbush and would always be like "come on my block and see whats really good."
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OMG this reminds me of a time when a girl from my school used to SWEART to God and back that her uncle was the Owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel.

This bish would always say how she spent all her summers just lounging around the hotel and how she would always run into Leonardo DiCaprio (this was during the time Titanic came out).

She would say how she would run into Kate Winslet and Leo making out in the hallways of the hotel, and how she was always tagging along w/ them to "awesome movie star parties."

So one day I asked this bish for an autographed signature from Leo. Ok, so we live in Texas. I asked her for the autograph on a wednesday, by Friday she had a napkin w/ LEO spelled out (seriously, exactly how i typed it L-E-O, printed in capital letters). I looked at her like for reals? I turned around, ripped up the napkin and never talked to her again.

[christiangirl]

Let's see...A friend of my professor was talking to her friends about how hard her labor was and how excruciating the pain was before her epidural--he just gave her the face, but didn't say anything because he was the only one in the room who knew she and her husband had adopted. She was so emotional about it that he wondered if she had told the story so many times that she really believed herself.

I actually got really sick of people giving me dirty looks when I was with my nephew because they thought I was a teen mother (like I really had a baby at age 12). People would come up to me and ask me if he was mine. So, when I was like 13 or 14, I made up this elaborate lie about how I was raped by a distant cousin and realized I was pregnant. I couldn't take care of the baby so I gave him to my sister to adopt, but she still lets me spend time with him and I'm agonizing over when to tell him the truth, if ever...people fell for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I know that was so wrong and I'd NEVER EVER EVER do that now, but what can I say, I was a pissed off, smart-mouthed teenager. I actually wrote it out in college and turned it into a short story. It was pretty good. My friend made up a similar story about being abducted by aliens--she's from Roswell and got tired of people asking her about being abducted, so she came up with this detailed 10-minute story about her abduction, complete showing them the scars from her "surgery." It helps that she can cry on cue and actually has scars on that arm. It ends with her 'remembering' an alien whispering the word "gullible" in her ear over and over.

We're so bad.

[tld221]

Originally Posted by epchick

OMG this reminds me of a time when a girl from my school used to SWEART to God and back that her uncle was the Owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel.

This bish would always say how she spent all her summers just lounging around the hotel and how she would always run into Leonardo DiCaprio (this was during the time Titanic came out).

She would say how she would run into Kate Winslet and Leo making out in the hallways of the hotel, and how she was always tagging along w/ them to "awesome movie star parties."

So one day I asked this bish for an autographed signature from Leo. Ok, so we live in Texas. I asked her for the autograph on a wednesday, by Friday she had a napkin w/ LEO spelled out (seriously, exactly how i typed it L-E-O, printed in capital letters). I looked at her like for reals? I turned around, ripped up the napkin and never talked to her again.

bwhahaha i just laughed at her really hard. LOL.