What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[sass n klass]

Ok this is no lie!!!!! I work in a school. Being the neo that I am, my first day back to work after I crossed I had on a salmon pink blazer with an apple green top, an AKA lapel pin and some "watch out now" dark washed jeans with the coordinating three-inch heels. Oh yeah and a string of pearls to finish off the look.

****I had to give you a visual to go with this story***

So I am sitting in my room doing therapy when the superintendant walks in with my hot mess of a principal who is tossin back hands full of trail mix and speaking with a full mouth. The superintendant notices my pin and says , "Well hello, soror". We greet eachother and that is that...or so I think. My hot mess of a principal says, OH so you are one of "those AKAs" huh? SO what did you have to do to get in? ( Oh wait it gets better) I ignored her question cause I would have said something smart had the supperintendant not been in the room. So she (hot mess) asks very innocently asked, when were you guys founded. I said, January 15, 1908 on the campus of Howard University. (okay now she is the dumbest so i thought she really didnt know) Then she gets all "DP" on me and says "Name the founders!" .. Needless to say, I was speechless because this woman isn't AKA the first. SO I said " Pardon me?" THis fool said, " I am trying to do like they do. Am I asking the right questions? WOW! The superintendant and I exchanged looks and then she rolled her eyes. My soror ushered her out of the room. I guess she saw it on my face.

END NOTE: Hot mess got fired two skee weeks later... I'm not saying it had anything to do with that incident but it does give a great ending to that story.