Simple questions about Greek Life that annoy you?

[AGDLynn]

This didn't annoy me but made me laugh and go "Duh!"!!

After dating/being married to her son for years, my mom in law and I were in a bookstore so I could pick up some Alpha Gam stuff. She sees all the squirrels and knows that I've been collecting them for years (she's even given me some).

"So, are squirrels your mascot"?

No, but they're easier to find than chipmunks.

Just kidding!!

[nate2512]

Mom: Thats a screwed up looking E.
Me: Mom, its a Sigma
Mom: Huh?
Me: Mom its a Greek Letter
Mom: Why do yall use Greek Letters
Me: Cause they look cool.

People walk up to me while I have a shirt on or something.
So youre a frat boy?
No.
Oh cause I mean your wearing a fraternity shirt.
Oh yeah thats right, I am in a fraternity.
Which one?
Um lets see my shirt says Kappa Simga, maybe thats it? nah im just playing im a *insert whichever fraternity im feeling at the moment*
Oh ok

Then there is the interesting ones when i wear a sorority semi formal shirt or something.
I thought *such and such* was a sorority, like for girls?
It is.
I thought they didnt let guys in?
The dont.
Youre wearing their shirt.
Yes I am.
Why?


I could go on but Ill stop there.