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					Originally Posted by  AKA_Monet
					 
				 
				The bomb sex toys
Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden
A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.  
			
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 From Fight Club:
Narrator: Was it ticking? 
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 
Narrator: Sorry, throwers? 
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. 
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? 
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... 
[whispering] 
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. 
Narrator: I don't own... 
[Officer waves Narrator off]