What. The. Hell. Scientologists creep me out.
Scientologists are the ONLY ones that can help when driving by a car accident?

What happens if we're not on board with them?
They are the ultimate authorities on getting people off drugs, mental conditions, etc.

They can even rehabilitate criminals!

I'd love to see them try to rehabilitate Richard Ramirez or Charles Manson.
Tom is batshit crazy. Just what is this new reality Scientologists keep talking about? His laugh is creepy.