Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[nikki1920]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Jr:

Christmas Day was fine while our nephews and mother were opening their gifts and stuff. Once that was all over and the excitement died down, you decide to do something that only you would do: YOU TAKE A BOX OF CEREAL THAT YOU KNOW HAD ROACHES IN IT, STAND OVER ME AND SHAKE THE ROACHES ONTO ME!!!!! I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy; TRIFLIN' to the nth degree!!! Then you proceed to laugh like the $h!t's hilarious!!!! Now I dunno WTH you were thinking when you did that, but the next time you decide to try to disrespect me in front of family like that and think you won't get cursed out, I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.

*Quick footnote: We were at our sister's house when this act of stupidity occurred.

And you didnt turn around and hit him?! Because there would have been some skin to skin contact at that point, for REAL.

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

And you didnt turn around and hit him?! Because there would have been some skin to skin contact at that point, for REAL.

I would've hit him, but he's not worth going to jail for. B/c I would've SERIOUSLY hurt that fool. Not to say that my mother or brother (the ones who cursed him out once they witnessed this foolishness) would've called the police, but I know either my brother, sister (the one who's apartment we were in) or my father would've blabbed all and I would've knocked all three of them the hayle out in front of the police and dared the cops to arrest me on the spot. And THAT would've made for a merry Christmas for me.

*Sidebar* I don't condone violence against family members, but if you feel the need to pimp slap someone to knock some sense into them, I surely won't judge you. I'm sure there are a few people who have judged me, but at this point, it's whatever and I don't feel like trying to find the extra energy to care.