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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle
1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder.
4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
12. Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!"
15. Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!"
20. Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
23. Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, "he sees you when you're sleeping..."
24. Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn."
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Is it bad that I laughed HISTERICALLY at these (especially number 23)? If I had a roommate, I could totally see myself doing some of these!!! lol
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