Fast Ab Belts

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FOR BETWEEN $50 AND $135 DOLLARS, THESE COMPANIES WILL SELL YOU A DEVICE THEY CLAIM DOES ALL THE WORK FOR YOU. NOW PRINTED GUIDEBOOKS THAT COME WITH THE DEVICES DO SAY THAT DIET AND AEROBIC EXERCISE IS ALSO NECESSARY FOR A HEALTHY BODY. AND FINE PRINT IN THE INFOMERCIALS ALSO REFERS TO A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND THAT RESULTS MIGHT VARY.

AND DR. BEN HURLEY, PROFESSOR OF KINESIOLOGY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND SAYS THAT'S THE TRUTH BEHIND THESE AB DEVICES.

Crenshaw "Will these devices give me washboard abs?"

Dr. Ben Hurley "Extremely unlikely for that to happen if not impossible."

Crenshaw "Why not?"

Dr. Ben Hurley "Well I think a big part of somebody that looks like the people they have in these commercials are due to genetic endowment."

Crenshaw "Are these devices going to make me look like those people on TV?"

Dr. Ben Hurley "I have never seen any evidence that it would. It seems more likely that it would not."
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BUT WHAT DO OUR 3 VIEWERS THINK AFTER USING THEIR DEVICES?

Crenshaw "You've been using it for 2 weeks. Have you noticed any difference?"

Moore "No."

Crenshaw "No?"

Moore "No. "

Crenshaw "Three weeks."

Hailey "Uh-huh."

Crenshaw "And did you notice any difference at all?"

Hailey "No, not really."


Moore "I would say that don't think that the machine is going to do everything for you, and don't think that you're going to look like the people on television with just this device, 'cause it's not going to work, it's not going to happen."

YESTERDAY WE CONTACTED ALL THREE OF OUR VIEWERS WHO TRIED THE AB DEVICES FOR US. EACH HAS STOPPED USING THE DEVICE.



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