Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[AOIIBrandi]

You're a temp, you don't get paid if you don't work. I'm sorry (maybe not) you didn't get paid for a day this week - you were scheduled to work (for double time I might add). You were the one who called me and asked to go home, then you lied to me when I asked what the customer contract said about coverage for the day. Well we both know you lied to me, and so does upper management, so that e-mail you sent trying to throw me under the bus isn't going to work out so well for you in the end.

[nikki1920]

Unlike some of you, I have a job. A demanding one. If you walk in here unannounced and without an appointment, do not get an attitude because you have to wait over an hour to be seen. That is what appointments are for. I have 500 people to deal with so sitcho arse down and STFU and quit complaining.......



Is 30 too young to be burned out?

[sageofages]

Right, after I have MENTALLY quit, NOW you start giving me interesting sorts of things to do...........

I am still leaving...just have to plot the right time. Damn it, I know I will back next week...but maybe then...you will push me over the edge.

[SWTXBelle]

You are a sneaky, ego-obsessed bastard - I don't care how much money you have. I am just waiting for the opportunity to put you in your place, and don't think I won't. I'm just glad I no longer have to pretend you are my intellectual equal.

[AGDLynn]

You don't know that I already know that. I just haven't decided to let you know that I know.

[IHPiPrez]

To my co-worker who spends 90% of his time sending lengthy emails to our boss explaining how his latest assignment is outside the scope of his job description:

Someday the boss is going to do the math and realize you are only spending 10% of your time working and decide he can do without you 100% of the time.

Think about it.

[chitownxo]

Yes, Ms. Customer, we do realize it's only September, and, yes we do know Christmas isn't until December. We put our Christmas displays up now because our corporate office tells us to. You are under no obligation to buy anything, so feel free to purchase the 10 ornaments in your hand, and walk past the displays without purchasing anything. I really could care less. Oh, and could you do me another favor? Could you tell your child to stop climbing the Christmas tree? If he falls, I will laugh very hard, and try to get a copy of the security tape to post on you tube.