OP, I am ROLLING with laughter at how accurately you describe my life (or lack thereof!).
I thought I was the only one who said "honey, go on to bed, I'll be there in a minute" and snuck in well after midnight! Is it an addiction when you are PMing a random girl and asking the code name for Kappa in her recruiment story??? Why do I care if XYZ sorority made quota at State U???
Did anyone call it MS before they found GC? I'm expanding my internet vocabulary daily.