God this is off color, but...

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So my roommate, me and my sig ep adopted big bro are all sitting here laughing our asses off and all of you guys! Another one for the books though:

One of our chapter sisters is a nurse. While working in the ER a man came in that was extremely ill. He had not defacated in a month and when XRayed they found a vibrator in his anal orfice. So, the look furthur into this and they find that gangreen (spell) has set in and if they remove the vibrator his body will go into shock because it has been there for a month.
The man actually died from this.

Moral of the story, GET IT OUT!!!!!