Where's the sophistication Greek Chat?

Drolefille · #1 07-31-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

No joke-I've actually done that. Drole, you feelin the ADHD and me on this one?

Word.
Reasons to keep my mouth shut during sex:
1. Saying something like, "I really enjoy watching Tony Blair on CSPAN I'm going to be sad that he's gone," is a real mood killer.
2. Trying to explain where that line of thought came from is a bigger mood killer.

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Originally Posted by AlphaGamUGAAlum

You mean Tony Blair?

Was it Victoria who got that advice?

Got or gave, one of the two.

AlexMack · #2 07-31-2007, 11:27 PM

You cannot laugh during sex because you cannot win. Here is why:

If you don't admit you're laughing about anything he thinks you're laughing at him.

If you admit you're laughing at something else then your mind is not on him or the event taking place, so he gets pissed off.

Well you try having sex on Twister sheets! It's way more fun to go right hand blue left foot yellow!

Drolefille · #3 07-31-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

You cannot laugh during sex because you cannot win. Here is why:

If you don't admit you're laughing about anything he thinks you're laughing at him.

If you admit you're laughing at something else then your mind is not on him or the event taking place, so he gets pissed off.

Well you try having sex on Twister sheets! It's way more fun to go right hand blue left foot yellow!

Owning Twister sheets with ADD is a bad bad bad idea

I'd never sleep!

Jimmy Choo · #4 07-31-2007, 11:36 PM

1) Who's sock puppet is this? Seriously!

2) While I may have my share of issues with GC I have never once wanted it to be "sophisticated"! It's a message board for crying out loud not a tea party......

MysticCat · #5 07-31-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MysticCat

I mean really, whom among us does not love NASCAR?

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

*raises hand* I'm more of an Indycar girl myself.

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Originally Posted by epchick

I don't, I find it boring.

Did neither of you get the cultural/political reference?

How unsophisticated of you both.

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Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

Oh btw Mysticcat-I believe the last NASCAR game I went to was won by the Mississippians 31-love.

I remember that game! You knew it was over when that driver from the Bootleggers fouled out in the second inning.

AlexMack · #6 08-01-2007, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MysticCat

I remember that game! You knew it was over when that driver from the Bootleggers fouled out in the second inning.

Did you see that pitcher bowl a googlie? That was a grand slam for sure! Shame it was off-side. I was yelling "Red card ref are you blind??!" but it didn't do much good. Oh well, at least the point guard landed his triple toe-loop.

PM_Mama00 · #7 08-01-2007, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

PENIS!

Make that four!

Busting out the tube o lube and having a sit sit..... mwahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

Wait I missed that... Veganism is sophistication? Meat and Dairy are not?

Tell all those chefs who serve fois gras and Kobe Beef that they're unsophisticated! (Or any number of other meat or dairy based products!)

There was once this girl who got served some Kobe Beef.... and look what kind of trouble THAT started?

#8 08-01-2007, 01:01 AM

Penis?

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icycle has formed
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oh, and Pedro.

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justabeachbrat · #9 08-01-2007, 01:28 AM

Good grief, it is summer. I will have to be serious enough, and maybe semi-coherent, in the fall in grad school. It is nearly 10:30 at night and still bleeping hot in the CA central valley. My friends either have enough sense to be out of town, or live somewhere where one's brain doesn't melt.

Serious? Try cable TV.

If I miss a comma, or get a word out of order, I'll send myself to my room.

And for dinner, it was a turkey sandwich, light mayo and green tea.

AlexMack · #10 08-01-2007, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by justabeachbrat

Good grief, it is summer. I will have to be serious enough, and maybe semi-coherent, in the fall in grad school. It is nearly 10:30 at night and still bleeping hot in the CA central valley. My friends either have enough sense to be out of town, or live somewhere where one's brain doesn't melt.

Serious? Try cable TV.

If I miss a comma, or get a word out of order, I'll send myself to my room.

And for dinner, it was a turkey sandwich, light mayo and green tea.

Have you no grasp on internets reality?