Dates from... well,... you know where!

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Dang! LMAO!! I thought I'd seen it all. This is some funny stuff.

Well, let's see, ... whenever I can actually GET a date, most of them have been horrendous, and I don't think I can pick just one.

The most memorable one, though, was a dude I met who worked at the local Subway. (God help me. I was much younger at the time, so it didn't matter.) He kept telling me that he'd like to go out with me sometime, so I finally gave him my number. Needless to say, he called and we set a date. It did not surprise me that he conveniently waited until the evening of our date to inform me that I had to pick HIM up. Apparently, I just wanted to go out because I found myself picking him up. He was dressed in a t-shirt, jeans and cornrows in his head. We went to a local restaurant, and all he did the entire time was complain about the food, the service, and the atmosphere. Finally, when dinner was over, he kindly instructs me to "go on and take care of dat" for him. I'm embarassed to admit that I did. I felt like I owed myself a nice little punishment for being dumb enough to go out with such an imbecile. But I was certain to ignore the heck outta his phone calls from that point on.