I was rolling with laughter during the Spartan/"Intro to
300" speech.
And those Omega pledge manuals were the biggest pledge manuals I've ever seen.
Interesting sidenote: I had to turn on closed captioning for part of the show because of a phone call. Everytime anyone on the show said "Omega Chi," the geniuses doing the CC typed "OMEGA KAI."

(I did consider for a moment that it might be a Beta having a bit of fun.)