You know you're broke if...
...you've bought a half gallon of whole milk, and as soon as you got home, you watered the milk down enough to make the half gallon into a whole gallon of milk.
...you've re-used the plastic containers Chinese take-out food comes in and old margarine containers as tupperware.
...you've actually went digging through trash cans on campus looking for bottles and cans to turn into the store for change.
...you walk at least a mile each way to the grocery store every week because you decide you could use the money you save in bus fare to buy more groceries.
I'm guilty of all of these things