You know you're broke when....

[MzJ25]

Originally Posted by SFactor

When you borrow from your kids' piggy banks!!

LOL LOL this is too funny and something that I am guilty of. I was at a friends house and her daughter was gone for the weekend. We knew she left her little purse at home with a few dollars in it so we are searching the room. Little did we know she had broken some glass in there that day and did a bad clean up job. Well I step on a huge piece of glass and the blood was literally gushing out of my foot. I'm laying on the floor cracking up and it seriously looked like a crime scene...Guess that's what we get for stealing from a 6 yr old.

You know your broke when....

your on your 5th day of Ramen noodles for dinner.

you and your dorm roomate are so thirsty on a saturday night that you go from door to door looking for anyone who is still there to give you some change to go to the vending machine. Luckily finding someone who gave us a diet coke and a bottle of water.

you go to taco bell drive through w/ a zip lock baggy full of change.

[OneTimeSBX]

you know you are broke when...

you run out of every cleaning supply and use windex for it all.

single. ply. toilet paper.

you put those last 3 fish sticks and 4 french fries on a napkin-sized piece of foil to cook.

you empty out the vacuum bag to reuse.

that last corner of vodka and a good cd is all the party you really need

you have vaseline in a piece of foil in your purse for your lips, hands, whatever needs it most.

you have stopped laughing at the bootleg names of off brand cereals (i.e. rainbow rings, flakes 'o honey, sugar snaps) and can rattle off all the variations of the original cereal in ABC order.

eta: one im guilty of... at Christmas when they are doing the charities or the Salvation Army bucket, you roll your eyes and say "someone need to come take care of ME!"