Ok. Now if I was still in my neo phase I would roast you like a fresh ear of corn, but I will remain kalm, kool, and kollekted. First and foremost twirling a cane will not make you a better candidate for my fraternity. Actually that could in fact get you black listed. It could get you killed. You should focus on bettering yourself as a man first and then as a Kappa later (if you ever become one). Go feed the homeless, join the speech and debate team, write a interesting article for the campus paper. Those are the things any fraternity look for.
Secondly you're thinking of pledging 1 of 3. This is a clear sign that you have a lot of searching to do in the area of greeklife and yourself. My advice to you is to get to know yourself and do some research. Stop worrying about the flashy aspects of fraternal life and focus on the reality of it. I honestly believe that will narrow your choices down.
Lastly, come here so I can slap da $hit out of you for coming on this message board and acting a fool.
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KAY
The Fraternity of Choice...
= Because you're too dumb to hate
= Because you're a semester too late
= Because you love to imitate
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