Old Classics vs the New Hotness

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old classic:taking secrets to your grave
new hotness: snitching

old classic: mistresses keeping their clientele a mystery
new hotness: writing a tell-all book about it, including names and dates

old classic: at least being married to most of your baby mamas
new hotness: knock 'em up and keep it moving

old classic: jazzercise
new hotness: pilates and hip hop abs

old classic: groups with actual back up bands (like earth, wind & fire)
new hotness: 5 cute guys/girls with a synthesizer (too many to name...)