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08-21-2008, 12:31 PM
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granted but the delivery guy is a bad driver and you end up eating your noodles and company off the floor in the back seat
I wish i had Starbucks
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08-21-2008, 01:51 PM
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I wish i had Starbucks
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Granted but you find a pube in it.
I wish I had enough money to go to the East Coast like I'm planning.
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08-21-2008, 03:04 PM
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Granted but you have to leave NOW...and your filght gets stuck in florida
I wish I had a new cell phone
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08-21-2008, 03:06 PM
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Granted, but your new number used to belong to someone who owes a lot of money to the mob. So you get threatening messages left in the middle of the night.
I wish I could fly.
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08-21-2008, 03:18 PM
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Granted but the first time you take off you have an anxienty attack, distraught you see a shrink who cures you, now cured, you try again only to get hit by a plane, fall into the ground doing about 100mph...the end.... game over man, game over.
I wish I had 5 more dollars in my pocket for lunch.
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08-21-2008, 04:09 PM
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Granted, but it is in pennies, and by the time you count out $5 and the cashier recounts it, your lunch break is over and you have to go back to work hungry.
I wish I had a personal chef to cook me healthy, yummy meals every night.
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08-21-2008, 05:16 PM
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Granted but it gives you ery prolonged and nasty case of diarrhea and gas
I wish Sanaa lathon was my wife.
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08-21-2008, 05:52 PM
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Granted, but she gained 200 lbs.
I wish I had a man-servant to massage my feet and wash my hair every night.
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08-21-2008, 11:49 PM
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Granted, but he hasn't used mouthwash or deoderant for the last 10 years.
I wish my legs were as dark as my arms.
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08-22-2008, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by honeychile
Granted, but he hasn't used mouthwash or deoderant for the last 10 years.
I wish my legs were as dark as my arms.
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Granted, now both your legs and arms are Blueberry colored.
I wish I had one more week off until Fall started. 
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08-22-2008, 08:35 AM
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Granted, now both your legs and arms are Blueberry colored.
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You get your extra week, but a heatwave hits and it's so hot or you'll develop blisters on your skin.
I wish I didn't have to go to a funeral visitation tonight.
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08-22-2008, 10:37 AM
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You get your extra week, but a heatwave hits and it's so hot or you'll develop blisters on your skin.
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Granted...you don't have to go, but you get stuck in a pile up behind a stalled car on the interstate for 5 hours on the way to the movies and have a worse night than if you had just gone to the funeral.
I wish I wasn't hung over and at work!
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08-22-2008, 10:49 AM
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granted, you're so drunk you puke on your desk.
I wish local commercials didn't make me want to die
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08-22-2008, 11:07 AM
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granted, you're so drunk you puke on your desk.
I wish local commercials didn't make me want to die
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Granted... instead of making you WANT to die...they just make you die. RIP 
I wish I had a monkey.
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08-22-2008, 05:03 PM
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Granted, but he's obnoxious and ruins your house because he's not potty-trained.
I wish weekends happened more often.
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