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Old 06-22-2007, 04:07 PM
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Is this OKAY?

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Costco when
they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she' s wearing tight white shorts, a halter
top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:10 PM
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and how is that funny?
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:25 PM
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:::throws huge ass tomatoes at Tom:::

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! get off the stage!
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:56 PM
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:::throws huge ass tomatoes at Tom:::

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! get off the stage!
What ever? Why do you not ask me to not have one of your Gendre (Female) to send these sort of things!

Oh, Vulgar!


Never mind!
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:01 PM
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instant messaging with mom

i love it.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:07 PM
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That sounds just like my mom.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:09 AM
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yayayayayay fun things

my new haircut

this is HILARIOUS.
Jager bombs.


p.s. this whole series of articles is really great too

parents just don't understand
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:53 PM
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and how is that funny?

He so does not want to look for his wife!

God you are so--
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:54 PM
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He so does not want to look for his wife!

God you are so--
I get it. I'm just asking why it's funny.
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