information about going on welfare

mr.kev84 · #1 05-24-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phimuteach

Listen up, bucko. Things are the way they are. The economy's not the greatest. Two years out, I'm still looking for the job I want. Don't talk to me about how much "temping sucks" if you haven't even tried it. Maybe if you would stop your whining and put that energy to good use, you'd get somewhere. Suck it up.
Unfortunately a college degree does not equal a guaranteed job. Going on welfare does nothing to help your situation. I hope you're a troll, because if you're not your attitude is beyond pathetic.

this is america sweetheart. i can do whatever i please. if i don't want to work, i shouldn't have to work. can you all get this in your heads? the only thing would make me get a job outside of my desired field is that i was given the choice to stay here and work or go to a third world country. i would take desperate lengths. if i cannot get on welfare, i will live in my parents basement past 40. if something happens to them i will live in another relative's basement. i would live in shelters. i would join the peace corps. at the last resort, i would go homeless and ''beg'' for money.

kev

BuckeyeTriDelta · #2 05-24-2007, 09:42 PM

We're sorry, but you came asking a question/for advice and we have given you the best advice/answer we can. Sorry our advice/answer wasn't "Yes please sit on your bum while those of us who do choose to go and work for a living pay for your bum to sit on your couch all day." Or "This state has the best benefits so you can sit and do nothing all day!" Plus you asked this on a message board? Please, at least have the balls to ask someone face to face or do some research.

mr.kev84 · #3 05-24-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeTriDelta

We're sorry, but you came asking a question/for advice and we have given you the best advice/answer we can. Sorry our advice/answer wasn't "Yes please sit on your bum while those of us who do choose to go and work for a living pay for your bum to sit on your couch all day." Or "This state has the best benefits so you can sit and do nothing all day!" Plus you asked this on a message board? Please, at least have the balls to ask someone face to face or do some research.

woman, you really think i'm fat? i don't sit in the cubicle for 40+ hours every week. i burn my calories swimming, dancing at clubs, playing sports, and walking from my house to the bus. this is one of the main reasons why i don't like to work, it takes up too much of your recreational time.

BuckeyeTriDelta · #4 05-24-2007, 09:58 PM

Not every job requires you to sit in a cubicle either. Why does this whole thread make me think of that song by TLC "No Scrubs.." Anyone else thinking of that?

shinerbock · #5 05-24-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.kev84

woman, you really think i'm fat? i don't sit in the cubicle for 40+ hours every week. i burn my calories swimming, dancing at clubs, playing sports, and walking from my house to the bus. this is one of the main reasons why i don't like to work, it takes up too much of your recreational time.

This is clearly good schtick. No person would actually brag about dancing in clubs or having to ride the bus.

mr.kev84 · #6 05-24-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shinerbock

This is clearly good schtick. No person would actually brag about dancing in clubs or having to ride the bus.

maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev

shinerbock · #7 05-24-2007, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.kev84

maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev

This is good stuff, I support your endeavors.

tld221 · #8 05-24-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.kev84

maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev

not only are you amazing for that awesone @ss typo... but yeah.

dude, theres no other way to say this: you suck. sorry.

1908Revelations · #9 05-24-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KSig RC

FANTASTIC trolling - but yeah, enjoy eating ramen and waking up in the stench of shame and shitty beer.

don't be mad at me because i make it rain

Way to go KSig!!!

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Originally Posted by mr.kev84

maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev

TITY?? Translation: Tom Is This You?

preciousjeni · #10 05-24-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Way to go KSig!!!

TITY?? Translation: Tom Is This You?

His coherent alter-ego?

tld221 · #11 05-24-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.kev84

this is america sweetheart. i can do whatever i please. if i don't want to work, i shouldn't have to work. can you all get this in your heads? the only thing would make me get a job outside of my desired field is that i was given the choice to stay here and work or go to a third world country. i would take desperate lengths. if i cannot get on welfare, i will live in my parents basement past 40. if something happens to them i will live in another relative's basement. i would live in shelters. i would join the peace corps. at the last resort, i would go homeless and ''beg'' for money.

kev

glad you got it figured it out.
so temping and working at McD is signs of being a loser, but living in your parents basement and begging for money isnt? way to go.

BuckeyeTriDelta · #12 05-24-2007, 10:03 PM

TLC
"No Scrubs"

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)

No scrub
No scrub (no no)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No

Sorry...I had to.

mr.kev84 · #13 05-24-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221

glad you got it figured it out.
so temping and working at McD is signs of being a loser, but living in your parents basement and begging for money isnt? way to go.

you are right. i would be a loser both ways. but if i go on welfare, i would be a loser with a lot of leisure time.

kev