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Originally Posted by DolphinChicaDDD
Congressman Ryan's tired to take his PB&J sandwich past airport security! Tsk tsk tsk...
I just had to share...
As the agent sifted though my bag, I tried to recount what could possibly be in there that was threatening...my mouthwash? Toothpaste? Yeah, it was those two, but it was also my peanut butter and jelly.
Sure enough the very nice TSA agent explained to me the 3-1-1 regulations for liquids....He politely put the peanut butter and jelly to the side, closed my bag and gave it back to me. I was too astonished to talk. I took my bag and walked towards the gate thinking about the 4 or maybe 5 meals that she had taken from me. What am I going to do now? It’s not like I can just go to Safeway and grab another jar. I have .33 cents and a bag of cornmeal to last today and tomorrow.
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Ummm...well...because I don't know too many poor people who fly...my suggestion would be...chew those peanuts VEEEERRRRRY slowly!!
BWUUAHHAAHHAHA
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