Funny stuff

[Tom Earp]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

It's because your "funny stuff" was usually spam, and some of it was pretty offensive to different genders/ethnic groups/etc.

I'm pretty sure that if this thread goes that way, it will be closed as well.

Funny isn't it? My Bad!

[Tom Earp]

I was in hopes there were Adults on G C, My Bad!


A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On
a
tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room
was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I
make
$400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's
four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room
and asked, " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."

Is this correct?

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

[1908Revelations]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN


Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said,
"What a cute baby you have.
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have
20/20 vision. "

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."

[Tom Earp]

Is this OKAY?

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Costco when
they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she' s wearing tight white shorts, a halter
top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

[cuteASAbug]

and how is that funny?

[tld221]

:::throws huge ass tomatoes at Tom:::

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! get off the stage!

[Tom Earp]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

and how is that funny?

He so does not want to look for his wife!

God you are so--