Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[AOIIBrandi]

Today you finally decide to tell me you're pregnant!?! Not only that but you are 7 months pregnant (aside: she works from home so I don't see her often). Why didn't you see fit to tell me this last week when I asked you to take on more work, and you readily agreed? Now I have to take all the work back and hire and train someone else.

[OneTimeSBX]

if i transferred you to their office, and they didnt pick up, that means THEY WERENT THERE. and NO i wont take a message, thats what they have voicemail for.

[preciousjeni]

Stop bringing your "advocate" in here to whine for you.

[LaneSig]

There are 9 days left in school. If you roll your eyes at me one more time in those 9 days, I will break my foot off in your ass. I am willing to give up my teaching certificate to do it.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by LaneSig

There are 9 days left in school. If you roll your eyes at me one more time in those 9 days, I will break my foot off in your ass. I am willing to give up my teaching certificate to do it.

You better be glad that I'm the only one in my office right now...otherwise everyone would be wondering what I'm laughing at.

Oh, and I'm not poststalking you...I'm just bored.

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally Posted by LaneSig

There are 9 days left in school. If you roll your eyes at me one more time in those 9 days, I will break my foot off in your ass. I am willing to give up my teaching certificate to do it.

And this is why I had to leave my job at the Montessori school. I loved my toddlers, but.....

[AlexMack]

We have a quarter of a tank of gas and you want us to take this guy 60 miles one way when we're supposed to be off at 2000? why do you hate? WHY WHY WHY?? Thanks for the 1.5 hours of OT

[chitownxo]

Listen up, sweetcheeks...

I know you've been here a whole 3 weeks, and you are the most intelligent 18 year old alive, and you know everything, but here's a couple of heads up for you to survive in this department:

1) If you're going to lie about something, do it well. Telling us that you can't work on Tuesday nights because you have class is fine. Telling us that you can't work on Sat. nights because you have class is suspect...especially since you told me where you're going to school and who's teaching this class. Sadly for you, my mom teaches at that school and gosh, there are no Saturday night classes.

2) Telling your friends to call you when you're on break is okay. Telling a customer you can't wait on her because you have to answer an urgent message from a friend is not.

3) Telling me that being pregnant at my age is gross, and I should stay home is not a good way to get the hours you want...especially since I'm doing the schedule for the next month and a half.

4) Paging a manager on the walkie to let her know that we have a bank that's under is okay. Paging her via the PA and telling her a bank in Moderate is $120 under, and asking if we should call security, not okay.

Well, that's about it for today. I'm so looking forward to working with you this evening to continue your education. Just a little service I provide.