Alright, it's gotta be asked...guys...how to tell if she's a stripper

[KSigkid]

you can realize her by the wad of dollar bills she always has with her....

or for the fact that she has no mystery to her - these girls usually are very direct

they walk by a corner and feel the need to talk to the next guy who passes by

they have a legit fear of commitment

that's all i can think of for now...