Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Someone who understands!!!! I was commiserating with a BN employee at a store I was visiting allll the way on the other side of the country, and she said SHE gets "the book I need is blue" customers all the time, too! Is every book with a hard to remember title, blue??? lol



Btw, I'm so awesome, I actually found it for her....it's called "Something Blue"

That is awesome That was a really good book too.
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I feel like I'm trapped in a really bad after school special. I thought we were all grown-ups here. Instead,I feel like you all are ganging up on me. Tuesday was the last straw. All this could have been solved if you had just told me that the plans had been changed. Instead you did what you wanted and then had the nerve to be surprised that I got upset. Yeah, you're right when you said that it seems like I'm there,but not there. I'm tired of all the fricking drama.

[winnieb]

You've got to be kidding me-- I am being moved out of my office into a cube! This is complete BS!!! And on top of that, you were afraid to tell me- come on, seriously? You were afraid?
Yes I sat there and said ok, but you better believe I am pissed! I get we need office space, but stick the new person in a cube- dont stick me in the cube where the temps sit! But thank you mr manager for letting me pick which effing desk I want!
Oh and one more thing mr manager, i know we have a rule against ipods in the office- dont think those earbuds wont be continually stuck in my ears. But then again, Im guessing you wont say anything given how you are scared to approach me!

[AchtungBaby80]

About 6 times a day I want to yell, "Would. You. Please. Stop. Putting. Paper. In. Trays. Two. And. Three! How many times do I have to tell you that anytime you put paper in any other trays besides 4, the printer jams and *I* have to fix it? What is it about that do you not understand? Yes, I know it runs out of paper faster with only one drawer filled, but guess what? I'm the one who usually deals with it, and even if I don't, it sure isn't YOU so stop it!"

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Yes, your friend's girlfriend was immature and crazy for calling you up and bitching you out for talking to her boyfriend. However, it is quite unnecessary for you to then proceed to call ALL your friends during work hours to tell them this story. Maybe it's interesting to them because it's the first time they've heard it. However being in the cubicle next to you, I've had to hear this story literally a dozen times between Thursday and Friday, because someone doesn't understand the concept of indoor voices. I keep having to turn my music up louder and louder, but short of blasting out my eardrums, I don't think I'm going to be able to drown out your loud-ass Harpy voice.

[tnxbutterfly]

You suck.

[christiangirl]

I know I'm working in a mental health facility, but this is ridiculous. You're gonna do your physical therapy and telling me you're scared of the basketball hoop won't get you out of it.

[SoCalGirl]

Take your ass back to training and beg them to teach you what you were supposed to learn in the last month!