Roommate Etiquette

[aloving1]

1) Do not wake up and eat Salt and Vinegar potato chips.

2) Do not drink my Hawaiin Punch. You have free reign over anything else I've got, but the Punch is off limits.

3) Do brush your teeth for longer than 35 seconds after eating chips in the morning. (I have an obsession with dental hygiene and I timed my roommate. I don't believe one has a clean mouth if they brushed for less than 5 minutes and didn't brush their tongue.)

4) Don't walk to the shower stall without any shower shoes.

5) Don't lotion your feet knowing they are dirty because you walked back from the shower stall without any shower shoes.

6) Don't open and close your closet door repeatedly. Keep it open until you are done.

7) Don't flip your wet hair in front of the mirror and not wipe it off.

8) Don't think because I'm a heavy sleeper you can blow-dry your hair in the room. Go to the bathroom.

My roommate had some very inconsiderate and unhealthy habits, but turned out to be a very cool person to hang with. However, my mornings were just to valuable and I wasn't going to risk getting someone worse so I got my own room.