Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

BlessedOne04 · #1 04-03-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by unspokenone25

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"

Office Space

CTFU!!! I love that scene!

TonyB06 · #2 05-03-2007, 05:05 PM

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes
Boone: Good (nodding at Bertier's mama)
Boone: You take a good look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you ain't got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who your daddy is. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
Bertier: You
Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours
Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket and then get on the bus.

--Remember the Titans

ziasha07 · #3 05-14-2007, 12:26 AM

"Oh that was SO disrespectful, you done hit me in my mouth with some goddam money!" ~ Big Boi in ATL the movie

I truly loved Big Boi in this movie. It was a completly different take on your stereotypical drug dealer.

YardStick · #4 06-08-2007, 08:26 PM

Here are some movie lines I think are hilarious:

What's Love Got to Do with It

Tina (Singing): OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, SCHOOLHOUSE, CHURCH HOUSE...They call it NUTBUSH.. O NUTBUSH.. NUTBUSH CITY

IKE (cuts her off): Anna Mae what the hell was that... What's the matter, You forgot the words or somethin'.

Tina (replies flippantly): How could I forget the words IKE, I wrote the song.

IKE (as drugged up as he could be): YEAH! YOU WROTE THE GOTD*&N SONG AND NOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOTD%$N WORDS!!

YardStick · #5 02-16-2008, 02:18 PM

I should have had my butt in class, however, here are a couple more scenes I found funny:

LIFE

Ray: We next Claude. We next. You a baseball man Claude. We on Deck!

Claude: On Deck for what Ray!

Ray: That "upper roooooom". You know that upper room they be singing about. The "upper roooooom where Jeee"

Claude: The "upper roooooom"

Ray: If you go before I do, I come to your funeral, I mo just bust in the Mutha&*%^* and go "the UPPER ROOOOOM"

TENACIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY

The MC talking to JB and KG: Satan is not in a guitar pick, he's in your heart. He is that little voice in your mind that says "F*^ # YOU !!" to the people you hate.

TotallyWicked · #6 02-16-2008, 07:27 PM

Soul Plane (as they're trying to land the plane)

Mo'Nique: Now look I'm just here to find the little black box so I can wrap my big Black azz around it. Now if I have to ride that tiny, indestructible motherf***** 30,000 feet to safety, trust you'll hear a B!tch screaming 'hi ho silver'. Where's the box?!

Sommore: I don't give a f***, we goin to heaven with one last N**, N**** stay focused!

LMFAOOOO!

I know I shouldn't be watching a movie like Soul Plane but this line cracked me the hell up!

ziasha07 · #7 05-03-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infamous12

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:

"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

LMAO. I love that movie.

"Richard Lawson. Alright you sound educated."

KAPital PHINUst · #8 05-10-2007, 03:47 PM

Scene that still makes me LOL every time I see it.

From Soul Plane:

Cpt. Mack: Listen homie, I'ma take this here hooptie of yours up another thousand feet, catch me a slipstream, and we're gonna be there five minutes early...

Nashawn Wade: You're really gonna do that?

Cpt. Mack (after a pause) Naw, just [mess]in' with you.

I actually thought that movie deserved at least one laugh, and that scene was it.