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04-03-2007, 01:00 PM
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Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on.
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No, no. You've misunderstood. The elephants aren't on the highway. They're between the highway. They help keep the medians looking nice. You see, their weight helps pack down the grass, so the government saves money on median maintenance.
I can see how you got confused, though. No biggie - you'll learn it all eventually!
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04-03-2007, 01:01 PM
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No, no. You've misunderstood. The elephants aren't on the highway. They're between the highway. They help keep the medians looking nice. You see, their weight helps pack down the grass, so the government saves money on median maintenance.
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The only problem with that is 277 is essentially a bridge over uptown.
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04-03-2007, 01:02 PM
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When I get my torch, I'll light our troll on fire.
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04-03-2007, 02:53 PM
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The thread has been moved on my request <Thanks Greek Life Mods>.
Fun may recommence!
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04-03-2007, 03:01 PM
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The thread has been moved on my request <Thanks Greek Life Mods>.
Fun may recommence! 
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Are you really that masochistic today?
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04-03-2007, 03:42 PM
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The thread has been moved on my request <Thanks Greek Life Mods>.
Fun may recommence! 
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SEE! I knew my idea was a good one!
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04-03-2007, 03:45 PM
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SEE! I knew my idea was a good one! 
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It was closed in GL and everyone was  that it was closed. I use my powers for good. Now as a thank you, how about you all buy my book for Easter?
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04-03-2007, 03:03 PM
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When I get my torch, I'll light our troll on fire. 
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I tried telling you this three times, but the whale penises (dorks) over there on greeklife kept on deleted it.
And when I'm lit on fire, I will fart on the flames, making it spread, lighting you on fire.
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04-03-2007, 03:29 PM
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And when I'm lit on fire, I will fart on the flames, making it spread, lighting you on fire. 
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You mean . . .  . . . a blue angel?
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04-03-2007, 03:30 PM
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You mean . . .  . . . a blue angel?
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HA!
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04-03-2007, 03:40 PM
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in before the thread closes
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04-03-2007, 03:40 PM
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Ahem! No Blue Angel references allowed!! Keep that elsewhere or nowhere, but definitely not in DST forum.
I am sending a University of Alabama umbrella for her birthday present!
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04-03-2007, 03:45 PM
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CT4, Sensuret, Drole Fille, Lady Greek, AGDSquirrel10, SydneyK, AlphaFrog...shoot, all of ya'll - stop. Just stop the madness. LOL. The tears are streaming down my face. I have not cried this hard since the Columbus Zoo told me they would not transport my elephant down to Cincinnati after I graduated and re-located.
CT4, could you ask Ella to check on my elephant, Ruby, please?
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Reason: More comedians to blame for my hysterical laughter...
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04-03-2007, 03:40 PM
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You mean . . .  . . . a blue angel?
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oh christ...this better not start something else.
Crimson-tell Ella that I love her too!
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