Just a fun post!

[Tom Earp]

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of

a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a

hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky
and, with
a

single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient

through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have
been
given

life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the
most."



He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind

the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and
giggling

ensues.



After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and

laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes
left,
"Would

you care to do it again?"



He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes,

let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the
pigeon down

and you poop on its head."



......... AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING????