If I was mean, I'd say what I was really thinking when you said you didn't know what a Mokenstef was...but since Revelations doesn't want me to cut nobody, I guess that means verbally as well....far be it from me to hurt someone's feelings, that's something that is frowned upon here at GC.
*goes back to sharpening knives, now humming "Don't Mess with My Man" by Nivea*