Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

DaddyzLilGrl · #1 03-14-2007, 05:00 PM

Mommy Dearest.......
Joan Crawford:Nooooooo! Wirrreeeeeee! Hangerssssssss!!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights.........

unspokenone25 · #2 03-14-2007, 05:22 PM

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"

Office Space

UrbanizdSkillz · #3 03-14-2007, 05:43 PM

Office Space

Peter: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't... don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Trading Places (1983)

unspokenone25 · #4 03-16-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UrbanizdSkillz

Office Space

Peter: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't... don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Trading Places (1983)

President of Exchange: [Randolph Duke has just collapsed with shock] Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
Mortimer Duke: $*&% him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!
[shouts]
Mortimer Duke: Turn those machines back on!

Imitation of Life

Krucial Keys · #5 03-30-2007, 11:54 AM

One of my newest fave movie quotes. From Black Snake Moan.

Moses:"I' m ma suffer you. You gone mind me".

I think me and my friends were saying that dang quote all week after see saw that movie.

MsFoxyLoxy77 · #6 04-01-2007, 12:20 PM

Atia (walks to the front): Let's get this little charade on the road.
Octavian's wife: I don't mind really but it is I that should go first.
Atia (looks at the Octavian's wife): I don't give a f@ck...I'll not let a vicious little trollop like you walk in front of me.
Octavian's wife: I'm sure you mean no disrespect.
Atia: Oh I know who you are...you're swearing right now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Look for them now. (Atia remains first in line)

THE END

Smallwondergurl · #7 02-17-2008, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsFoxyLoxy77

Atia (walks to the front): Let's get this little charade on the road.
Octavian's wife: I don't mind really but it is I that should go first.
Atia (looks at the Octavian's wife): I don't give a f@ck...I'll not let a vicious little trollop like you walk in front of me.
Octavian's wife: I'm sure you mean no disrespect.
Atia: Oh I know who you are...you're swearing right now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Look for them now. (Atia remains first in line)

THE END

I love that scene

ha here's another rome guilty pleasure
when Titus Pullo takes octavian to a exspensive brothel he tells the madam " she'd better fcuk him like helen of troy with her arse on fire"

can you san my jaw hit the ground
or even better when Pullo slept with Cleopatra and couldn't keep his mouth shut, he comes back into the tent with vorenus and all vorenus says if you value your life you will never speak of this again

BlessedOne04 · #8 04-03-2007, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unspokenone25

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"

Office Space

CTFU!!! I love that scene!

TonyB06 · #9 05-03-2007, 05:05 PM

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes
Boone: Good (nodding at Bertier's mama)
Boone: You take a good look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you ain't got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who your daddy is. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
Bertier: You
Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours
Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket and then get on the bus.

--Remember the Titans

ziasha07 · #10 05-14-2007, 12:26 AM

"Oh that was SO disrespectful, you done hit me in my mouth with some goddam money!" ~ Big Boi in ATL the movie

I truly loved Big Boi in this movie. It was a completly different take on your stereotypical drug dealer.

YardStick · #11 06-08-2007, 08:26 PM

Here are some movie lines I think are hilarious:

What's Love Got to Do with It

Tina (Singing): OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, SCHOOLHOUSE, CHURCH HOUSE...They call it NUTBUSH.. O NUTBUSH.. NUTBUSH CITY

IKE (cuts her off): Anna Mae what the hell was that... What's the matter, You forgot the words or somethin'.

Tina (replies flippantly): How could I forget the words IKE, I wrote the song.

IKE (as drugged up as he could be): YEAH! YOU WROTE THE GOTD*&N SONG AND NOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOTD%$N WORDS!!

YardStick · #12 02-16-2008, 02:18 PM

I should have had my butt in class, however, here are a couple more scenes I found funny:

LIFE

Ray: We next Claude. We next. You a baseball man Claude. We on Deck!

Claude: On Deck for what Ray!

Ray: That "upper roooooom". You know that upper room they be singing about. The "upper roooooom where Jeee"

Claude: The "upper roooooom"

Ray: If you go before I do, I come to your funeral, I mo just bust in the Mutha&*%^* and go "the UPPER ROOOOOM"

TENACIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY

The MC talking to JB and KG: Satan is not in a guitar pick, he's in your heart. He is that little voice in your mind that says "F*^ # YOU !!" to the people you hate.

ziasha07 · #13 05-03-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infamous12

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:

"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

LMAO. I love that movie.

"Richard Lawson. Alright you sound educated."

KAPital PHINUst · #14 05-10-2007, 03:47 PM

Scene that still makes me LOL every time I see it.

From Soul Plane:

Cpt. Mack: Listen homie, I'ma take this here hooptie of yours up another thousand feet, catch me a slipstream, and we're gonna be there five minutes early...

Nashawn Wade: You're really gonna do that?

Cpt. Mack (after a pause) Naw, just [mess]in' with you.

I actually thought that movie deserved at least one laugh, and that scene was it.