In this thread, we chat using lines from Musicals

[MysticCat]

^^^Actually:

Your servant! Your servant!
Indeed I'm not servant -- although you give me less than servant's pay.
I'm a free and independent employée. {sigh} Employee.

"The King and I" (Anna imagining what she wanted to say to the King -- "How I wish I'd told him that, right to his face," she later sings.)

C'est moi, c'est moi, I'm forced to admit.
I'm far to noble to lie.
That mortal who these marvels can do,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.

Lancelot in "Camelot"