What's up with the idiot who boasted "No one has EVER had a unicorn at their party!! I'll be the first!"
Ummmm...seeing as though unicorns don't exist and all you have is a white horse with an obvious horn attached to its forehead...what's the boasting about?
When the horny horse thingie didn't work she expressed disappointment. LOL. "The unicorn thing didn't work."