White House-Opening up US Mail

[AKA_Monet]

I'm sorry Jon, but I don't see THAT many homies in the hood writing letters...

I know that's trivializing the problem, but I just thought it rather funny with Bubba the Pen(itiary) Pal writing a love letter... I guess that is my sick and twisted thinking.

Besides, if Dubya wants to pay my bills, I'd be more than happy for him to go through ALL my mail... I mean since he's tryin' to be the P.I.M.P. and he pays Credenzas' bills...