Legally Blonde: The Musical

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

What's the point of a musical, unless the "don't stomp your last season Prada shoes at me, honey" guy is doing the lead.

Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

[tunatartare]

Margot: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Luckily.