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Ok, these are some of the tamer moments:
1) For my 23rd bday, my aunt gave me this gorgeous Gucci purse. I love that thing. Anyhoo, all my friends and I were going out that night to celebrate, and so of course, I carried the Gucci. We were at this martini bar, and I had been drinking champagne all night. At closing time, I walk out with Hunny and 2 friends. There were some trolley tracks in front of the bar, and I was wearing these sandals that slip on/off easily. Well, I didn't notice the trolley tracks, my sandal got caught on them, and I fell flat on my face...in front of 2 police men. As I fall, I throw the purse to Hunny and scream "Save the Gucci!!" Anyhoo, I pick myself up, my knee is bleeding all over the place, and I'm like, "Is the Gucci ok??" My friends laughed their asses off. When I saw everyone a few days later, they were all like, "Save the Gucci!".
2) I was throwing a surprise party on the beach for my ex. I invited everyone and their dog, we had a huge fire, and we all just got falling down drunk. Towards the end of the night, the fire had burned down, and there were just the hot coals. Well, someone dared my friend to walk across them...so he did. And then my ex did, and then I did. OMG, the pain kicked in about 5 minutes afterwards, you can't imagine of bad it was. I fell asleep that night on my sink counter with my feet running under cold water. Then I had to go wait tables the next day for 8 hours. That was , I can safely say, the dumbest thing I've ever done, drunk or sober.
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