Oh Lordy, there are just so many things wrong with you that I wouldn't even know where to begin.
There are these awesome pictures of me on facebook where I look completely shitfaced. I'm drinking boxed wine out of a plastic cup. Now that's class right there!
Boxed wine is great when you want to get drunk cheaply and quickly. So it works out well for Earp.
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I'll take trainwreck for 100 Alex.
And Jesus speaketh, "do unto others as they did unto you because the bitches deserve it".