Just wanted to say thanks to you guys I had kind of a shitty day but this thread made me smile. What also made me smile was the drunk fat guy at the bar who was rambling incoherently.
No no, he didn't get that drunk, he was driving. No it was some fat guy who just went on about Vietnam, being Italian, going to Rome, his grandmother being the toughest sonuvabitch he'd ever met...nothing coherent but very funny.
Rob just grabbed my phone when I was texting you because he's an ass :P
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I'll take trainwreck for 100 Alex.
And Jesus speaketh, "do unto others as they did unto you because the bitches deserve it".