The "I'm sick, poor me!" thread

[PrettyBoy]

I haven't been sick since May of 2005. "knock on wood"

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

I haven't been sick since May of 2005. "knock on wood"

You're so screwed now! I had that kind of record going until December last year. Hadn't been sick since early 2004. Then I got my dad's cold and had to sit through EMT refresher classes for 8 hours a day, freaking miserable.
On the plus side, I haven't had bronchitis or pneumonia in a long time, which is good because when I go down with that, I really go down, damn asthmatic lungs.
So knock on wood that I don't get that either.

[dzfan]

I am sickie too! I have been popping tylenol cold all day to feel better because I have my office party tonight which is goign to be lots of fun and then a friends party tomorrow -- dont want to be sick for them!

[LaneSig]

I was feeling really sick one morning, so I took some DayQuil. It's supposed to clear you up and keep you awake, right? Not me. I fell asleep while reading the kids a story during storytime. Seriously, I nodded off while reading to them. I woke up to a kid shaking my leg and going, "Teacher, wake up." I called the office, had them send down an aide to finish the day, and went home. My principal laughed about it for a couple of months.

[Phimuteach]

Originally Posted by LaneSig

I was feeling really sick one morning, so I took some DayQuil. It's supposed to clear you up and keep you awake, right? Not me. I fell asleep while reading the kids a story during storytime. Seriously, I nodded off while reading to them. I woke up to a kid shaking my leg and going, "Teacher, wake up." I called the office, had them send down an aide to finish the day, and went home. My principal laughed about it for a couple of months.

LMAO! That's hilarious! I don't know what they put in Dayquil but I get in this groggy fog when I take it. Most cold medicines make me feel weird.