The Grossest Thing Evah...

SHEETCAKE · #1 10-25-2006, 12:27 AM

I think rumaki is the grossest EVAH. Once I was in a wedding where they served it. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I've NEVER been so embarassed to be on the table with a fellow food.

KillarneyRose · #2 10-25-2006, 01:02 AM

I'm really glad I started this thread. It's actually kind of cathartic to read about gross things that have happened to others. Now I don't feel quite so freakish

Sandy, Props to you for holding back until you stopped the car. I'm not too sure if I could have done that!

#3 10-25-2006, 01:20 AM

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Sandy, Props to you for holding back until you stopped the car. I'm not too sure if I could have done that!

Lots of practice, my dear.

On the nights where I have a DD, I take advantage of it, proceed to get hammered...and on the drive home when I'm hating life as we know it, I have the ability to control myself. Usually I lose it when the motion stops.

KSigkid · #4 10-25-2006, 07:42 AM

I caught a mouse in a sticky trap at my old apartment. For those who don't know, mice chew off their legs in those traps to try to get away. When I got up in the morning, there was a trail of blood on my kitchen floor, as the mouse had somehow dragged itself and the trap. It had also lost control of its bowels, and was twitching like crazy, squeaking all over the place.

That was absolutely disgusting. I'm surprised I didn't lose it.

33girl · #5 10-25-2006, 11:08 AM

Since my dad tells this story ALL THE TIME about his younger days, I guess I can share.

He was at his hunting camp and was extremely drunk and pooped in his sleeping bag. Since they don't have a washer & dryer there, they strapped the sleeping bag to the top of one of their trucks and drove through the car wash to get it clean.

Needless to say, I will have to go quite far for my dad to be able to yell at me for anything I do.

kstar · #6 10-25-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KSigkid

I caught a mouse in a sticky trap at my old apartment. For those who don't know, mice chew off their legs in those traps to try to get away. When I got up in the morning, there was a trail of blood on my kitchen floor, as the mouse had somehow dragged itself and the trap. It had also lost control of its bowels, and was twitching like crazy, squeaking all over the place.

That was absolutely disgusting. I'm surprised I didn't lose it.

Sticky traps are incredibly inhumane, obviously. The snap traps are kill instantly.

AlphaFrog · #7 10-25-2006, 12:43 PM

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Sticky traps are incredibly inhumane, obviously. The snap traps are kill instantly.

Yes, but snap traps can also break little two-year old fingers and kitty paws...which is why we have to do sticky traps in my house.

LaneSig · #8 10-25-2006, 01:27 PM

Teaching 1st and 2nd graders, I always told them: "If you think you are going to be sick, run for the restroom. If you think you can't make it, run for the trashcan. Do NOT come up to me and tell me you are going to be sick, I will figure it out." Simple, huh?

Scenerio #1 - Blance comes up to me one morning, holding her hands cupped under her mouth. "Teacher, I think I'm getting sick." "Okay, Blanca, run for the...oh. Get to the tra...." Blanca begins throwing up everywhere. This triggers a reaction in Gabriela, Carlos, and Julia. So now instead of one, I have 4 children throwing up in the room. It made a great start to the day.

Scenerio #2 - This really great student is absent in the morning. He and his father show up at 11:00 am. Father: "Huy was sick this morning. But, he threw up and feels better." Now, I am looking at this kid and I know Huy feels sick and the heat from his little body could fry an egg. "Mr. ___, are you sure Huy feels okay?" "Oh, yes, yes. He feels good." Huy proceeds to turn around and throw up more than I had ever seen a drunk fraternity brother throw up. His father turns to me. "I'm sure he feels better now." Child had a 102 temp. We made the father take him home.

Elementary teachers get over the smell of vomit very quickly.

OtterXO · #9 10-25-2006, 01:33 PM

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Yes, but snap traps can also break little two-year old fingers and kitty paws...which is why we have to do sticky traps in my house.

Sticky traps can be slightly dangerous as well. One day one of my kitties jumped on my bed with something on him. I assumed it was tape or something but then i relaized it was huge and very stuck. I forgot we had an exterminator out the week before and he put out sticky traps. Well it stuck to the side of his leg and that sticky stuff is STRONG!!! Poor thing, I had to cut the all hair off his leg and part of his tummy and back to get it off. He looks like he got in a fight with a pair of scissors and lost...haha.

Munchkin03 · #10 10-25-2006, 06:51 PM

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Yes, but snap traps can also break little two-year old fingers and kitty paws...which is why we have to do sticky traps in my house.

There's also a box-style trap that's a little more child and small pet-proof as well. But, since I've never had an issue with mice, I've never worried about it...

James · #11 10-25-2006, 01:50 PM

Mice are not human? Why do we need to be humane to them?

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Sticky traps are incredibly inhumane, obviously. The snap traps are kill instantly.

KSigkid · #12 10-25-2006, 07:08 PM

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Sticky traps are incredibly inhumane, obviously. The snap traps are kill instantly.

Well obviously, I'm not an animal rights activist, and the humanity with which it died isn't a big deal to me. I just wish it left less blood and feces on my kitchen floor.

I did, however, make sure to tell my neighbors to stop leaving trash out to attract the mice. I keep my place clean, I'd rather not have to deal with a mouse problem because of someone else's carelessness.

Munchkin03 · #13 10-25-2006, 07:09 PM

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Well obviously, I'm not an animal rights activist, and the humanity with which it died isn't a big deal to me. I just wish it left less blood and feces on my kitchen floor.

Are snap traps cleaner? It seems like they would still leave some mess.

PM_Mama00 · #14 10-26-2006, 01:14 AM

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You really need to get your asthma under control, Bee.

I'm gona be a hypocrite right now, just because I can't stand this anymore. For someone who is constantly reporting people, you're doing a helluva good job being annoying as hell and pushing people's buttons. I seriously think you have nothing better to do than sit at the computer and figure out "Hmmm who's buttons will I push today so they can go off on me and I can report them because I have no life at all?" Aren't you the one who is into chop suey? Why don't you go practice and leave the internet alone.

Back to the topic at hand... one time my partner and I were in the middle of one of our high school tennis matches when all of a sudden we heard really high pitched animal screams. Around our court (but on the outside of the fence thank god) comes running a cat with a rabbit in its mouth. We had to stop playing for a few moments to collect ourselves. My friend always brought a loaf of sliced bread with her on the long bus rides to make sandwiches for people, and somehow that same cat got on the bus and ate the whole loaf of bread.

OtterXO · #15 10-26-2006, 11:56 AM

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Don't worry, she has nothing better in her pathetic little life than to pull this shit. Now she's actually stalking MY posts, not just BBS'.

So my very old cat (we're talking in her 20s, deaf and blind) caught a rabbit one day and ate the top half, leaving the back legs on the deck. I have no clue how she did it (caught the rabbit, that is). We have 6 cats so I'm used to finding dead rodents and cat puke everywhere, but really...half a rabbit? Come on. Margie's been dead about two years now.
Oh, also, as she got really old she did the nastiest smelling poos in the entire world. They were vile. Now I'm an EMT-I can deal with vomit, urine, blood, sweat, bile etc. But for whatever reason, feces makes me gag. Ugh.

Ewwwwwww...... my cats are only a little over a year and their poo is pretty nasty smelling already....let's hope your cat's issue was an isolated occurence. Speaking of poo, one day one of my kitties had the runs and decided to drag his poo-ey ass all over my carpet and kitchen floor. That was fun to come home to. There was freaking poo everywhere.

BTW, nice editing on the thread. All is right in the world.