The Grossest Thing Evah...

SigKapSweetie · #1 10-24-2006, 10:35 PM

My cat caught a baby bunny...and brought it to me. It was still (barely) alive when my cat deposited it proudly at my feet. I gave it to my sister to take care of, but it only lived a day or so.

EtaPhiZTA · #2 10-24-2006, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SigKapSweetie

My cat caught a baby bunny...and brought it to me. It was still (barely) alive when my cat deposited it proudly at my feet. I gave it to my sister to take care of, but it only lived a day or so.

My dog did the same thing when he was a puppy. My mom was at my house and let the dog out while I was taking a shower. All of a sudden, I heard a piercing scream. I came running out of the shower dripping wet, and see my mother standing on the couch screaming and my bichon puppy sitting on the floor with a baby bunny laying in front of him.

Unfortunately, the bunny was already dead.

Evidently, A.J. thought he had given my mom the best present ever.

My husband thought it was funny to give him the nickname "Great White Hunter" after that experience. Thank goodness -- his hunting days seem to be behind him now.

#3 10-24-2006, 10:56 PM

On a drive from Thunder Valley casino back to San Francisco, my grandma shit all over herself in the backseat and there was no rest stop/gas station/place to clean herself up for miles.

Of course I was behind the wheel and the smell was unbearable. I felt bad for my aunt and mother who was in the backseat with her. Once we got to a gas station I literally threw up in the parking lot.

honeychile · #4 10-24-2006, 11:39 PM

I'm in geriatrics. Many are the times I wish I could have my sense of smell removed! THE worst, though, had to be a client who had a bad reaction to a new medication, and confused his dresser drawer for his potty chair! I had to throw up on that one, several times!

On the sad but gross side, I know of a dog who was in one of those wire-fence doggie yards (like a playpen). He decided to climb out at the corner. Now, I haven't completely figured out how this happened myself, but somehow, the latch/joint that holds it together acted as a guillotine on his privates and part of his leg. Needless to say, the doctors are more worried about his privates than the leg just now, as he's a little dog and can't handle any more anaestetia for a month or so. Poor little guy.

JonInKC · #5 10-25-2006, 04:47 PM

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On the sad but gross side, I know of a dog who was in one of those wire-fence doggie yards (like a playpen). He decided to climb out at the corner. Now, I haven't completely figured out how this happened myself, but somehow, the latch/joint that holds it together acted as a guillotine on his privates and part of his leg. Needless to say, the doctors are more worried about his privates than the leg just now, as he's a little dog and can't handle any more anaestetia for a month or so. Poor little guy.

SHEEESH. That poor dog should just be put to sleep.

honeychile · #6 10-25-2006, 11:47 PM

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SHEEESH. That poor dog should just be put to sleep.

That's what I think, too. Sure, the owner paid big bucks for this dog as a potential show dog, but he can't be shown now, anyhow.

KSig RC · #7 10-24-2006, 11:47 PM

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On a drive from Thunder Valley casino back to San Francisco, my grandma shit all over herself in the backseat and there was no rest stop/gas station/place to clean herself up for miles.

Of course I was behind the wheel and the smell was unbearable. I felt bad for my aunt and mother who was in the backseat with her. Once we got to a gas station I literally threw up in the parking lot.

A friend's dad and another dude were driving through the mountains in Colorado on spring break WAY back in the day, and obv getting bombed while skiing all week . . . the driver let out probably the most legendary gas ever, and the (insanely hung over) passenger just lost it. He couldn't get the window down in time, so he wound up puking all over the window - the smell of the fart/puke caused the DRIVER to also start to puke. He got the window down, but they had to slow the car to a stop with both guys puking out of the window.

By the time they got to anywhere to stop, they said the car smelled like hell on Earth, due to significant missing, subsequent puke everywhere, and continued heaving while driving.

SHEETCAKE · #8 10-25-2006, 12:27 AM

I think rumaki is the grossest EVAH. Once I was in a wedding where they served it. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I've NEVER been so embarassed to be on the table with a fellow food.

KillarneyRose · #9 10-25-2006, 01:02 AM

I'm really glad I started this thread. It's actually kind of cathartic to read about gross things that have happened to others. Now I don't feel quite so freakish

Sandy, Props to you for holding back until you stopped the car. I'm not too sure if I could have done that!

#10 10-25-2006, 01:20 AM

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Sandy, Props to you for holding back until you stopped the car. I'm not too sure if I could have done that!

Lots of practice, my dear.

On the nights where I have a DD, I take advantage of it, proceed to get hammered...and on the drive home when I'm hating life as we know it, I have the ability to control myself. Usually I lose it when the motion stops.

KSigkid · #11 10-25-2006, 07:42 AM

I caught a mouse in a sticky trap at my old apartment. For those who don't know, mice chew off their legs in those traps to try to get away. When I got up in the morning, there was a trail of blood on my kitchen floor, as the mouse had somehow dragged itself and the trap. It had also lost control of its bowels, and was twitching like crazy, squeaking all over the place.

That was absolutely disgusting. I'm surprised I didn't lose it.

PM_Mama00 · #12 10-26-2006, 01:14 AM

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You really need to get your asthma under control, Bee.

I'm gona be a hypocrite right now, just because I can't stand this anymore. For someone who is constantly reporting people, you're doing a helluva good job being annoying as hell and pushing people's buttons. I seriously think you have nothing better to do than sit at the computer and figure out "Hmmm who's buttons will I push today so they can go off on me and I can report them because I have no life at all?" Aren't you the one who is into chop suey? Why don't you go practice and leave the internet alone.

Back to the topic at hand... one time my partner and I were in the middle of one of our high school tennis matches when all of a sudden we heard really high pitched animal screams. Around our court (but on the outside of the fence thank god) comes running a cat with a rabbit in its mouth. We had to stop playing for a few moments to collect ourselves. My friend always brought a loaf of sliced bread with her on the long bus rides to make sandwiches for people, and somehow that same cat got on the bus and ate the whole loaf of bread.

OtterXO · #13 10-26-2006, 11:56 AM

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Don't worry, she has nothing better in her pathetic little life than to pull this shit. Now she's actually stalking MY posts, not just BBS'.

So my very old cat (we're talking in her 20s, deaf and blind) caught a rabbit one day and ate the top half, leaving the back legs on the deck. I have no clue how she did it (caught the rabbit, that is). We have 6 cats so I'm used to finding dead rodents and cat puke everywhere, but really...half a rabbit? Come on. Margie's been dead about two years now.
Oh, also, as she got really old she did the nastiest smelling poos in the entire world. They were vile. Now I'm an EMT-I can deal with vomit, urine, blood, sweat, bile etc. But for whatever reason, feces makes me gag. Ugh.

Ewwwwwww...... my cats are only a little over a year and their poo is pretty nasty smelling already....let's hope your cat's issue was an isolated occurence. Speaking of poo, one day one of my kitties had the runs and decided to drag his poo-ey ass all over my carpet and kitchen floor. That was fun to come home to. There was freaking poo everywhere.

BTW, nice editing on the thread. All is right in the world.

Eclipse · #14 10-25-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by OTW

On a drive from Thunder Valley casino back to San Francisco, my grandma shit all over herself in the backseat and there was no rest stop/gas station/place to clean herself up for miles.

Of course I was behind the wheel and the smell was unbearable. I felt bad for my aunt and mother who was in the backseat with her. Once we got to a gas station I literally threw up in the parking lot.

SImilar story except it wasn't my granny, it was my dog. The family was driving from my grandmother's house home and we had our chihauhau (sp?) in the back seat between my sister and I. After driving a while my sister and I started the "Ewwww...something stinks" "Mama, Sister farted!" "No I didn't you did!" game. AFter a few minutes of that we relized our legs wwere wet and our dog had pooped on the set. It was extremely runny and got all over us, the seat and down in the carpet. IT was gross.